A Bad Week, by George

An anonymous email appeared in my mailbox yesterday claiming that the girls on the 10th Floor of the county administration building, ( which by the way is where many of the great looking people of the County work, go figure), didn't get any chocolate for Halloween and that the floor has a problem with mice. The author also claimed that she had nobody trick or treating at her house on Halloween eve. A terrible situation to be faced with. I would say she is having a less than great week.

But not nearly as bad as President George Bush has had in the lst few weeks. Or maybe months. And, as Doctor Phil said lst night on Jay Leno, the President just needs to get the job done. The problem is that nobody has told him how to do the job.

Sure, he is sourounded by a gaggle of great men. And, in the beginning, I will admit, I had a lot of hope for W. But, that has dissipated over the past few years as he continually blunders, drops the ball, the fumbles and stammers at the site of a reporter. He is beginning to act a lot like another president who had a guy close to him whose name sounded like Libbey,

While we are on the subject of Libbey, what is with this guy? There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that after the indictment was handed down someone asked how he was doing. His reply was, "At least I didn't fall off my scooter."

Who in their right mind, in 2005, is still running around with a nickname llike "Scooter?"

WHow did he get it? Who gave it to him? Didn't George see there was going to be trouble when you hire a guy with a nickname? Does he think he is still at the clubhouse for Skull and Bones? He is in the White House for God's sake. And then there is Carl Rove. Get some sun. He spends way too much time in the office. And that is a bad sign. Rove is actually beginning to look a lot llike Vice President Cheney.

If W watches any T.V. at all he will realize that Hillary is going to be the next President according to the producers, advertisers, and writers of Commander in Chief. Bill is going to be the baseball commissioner, and the country will be just fine- according to T.V.

W has to get of his high horse and begin to run the country instead of living in the shadows of a group of guys who have a buddy named Scooter.

Rove should go. Now, before anything else happens. And, George should sit down, presidential like, and tell DIck that although he has a heart problem, his actions are giving W ulcers. Cheney should go too. Give him the boot. Let him go to Scooter's trial on his days with nothing to do. And, someone should then investigate the refineries and the oil companies and get their profits in check.

George should then fill the VP spot with someone who can go on to give Hillary a bit of fight in the next election. It is time to clean house, end the nonsense, end the spending and get down to business.

Or else, we could just wait for Rudy.